Welcome to Intergalactic Friendship Bureau!
Meet a quirky but friendly alien, Mattchews Whatiffsson, who (among other curious creatures) is currently looking for a fantastic friendship on Earth!
You'll be able to:
Get 4 lovely e-mails from your new alien best friend
Each of the 4 days you'll get a personal letter in which you'll learn about your friend's daily life on their faraway planet and discover what soup they are having or other very important information!
Experience a very special cosmic friendship
Letting them share their everyday struggles and biggest insecurities will create a very special bond like the Universe has never seen before! You'll also be able to share back and ask questions.
Discover top secret alien info (probably not what you think!)
What are their species’ origins, how many tentacles they (currently) have, what method of communication is trending in the alien world right now? Hopefully you'll get answers to all your burning questions!
Learn some of your friend's language
Learn useful phrases, symbols and correct pronunciation in their dialect, so that you'll be completely prepared if you want to compliment a good soup and impress their Mom.
See pictures of their world and enjoy their weird humor
Their old camera settings are a bit confusing and drawings are a tad rickety, but they're trying! Their sense of humor is quite specific, but I’m sure you’re the right kind of person to appreciate it!
Feel much more appreciated, connected and special
Our lonely cosmic friends are grateful for every interaction! They may be a little weird...um... I mean unique, but they'll be super happy that you read their carefully scribbled letters.
Common questions
It's normal to have reservations and doubts. Here are some commonly asked questions about the friendships.
Great question! This is actually exactly what our cosmic potential-friends are asking themselves every day. But they also deeply believe, that they are completely worthy of friendship just as they are - and so you are too! There is no doubt about it!
Impossible! (Almost.) The odds of making a bad match are less than 0.2137 percent. Our cosmic friend base is very lively, diverse and relatable, but in case that you change your mind or are overwhelmed at the given moment, you can of course cancel the letters. No hard feelings, you can come back again if you feel differently.
Also, at later point you'll be able to receive letters from a broader group of weirdly wonderful creatures, so don't miss your chance to join now!
Our potential-friends are saying that it's completely fine as long as you let them talk about their favorite soup from time to time. (In reasonable amounts.) (Totally.)
Of course! May I ask: do your friends have multiple trunks or tentacles? Because let me tell you, if they only have under five trunks or tentacles altogether, then you haven't really met a good friend yet. (Joking, I'm sure their few trunks are just fine.)
But also, tell your friends! (About this opportunity I mean, not about them missing a few trunks here and there.)
You can ask anything freely at the Bureau headquarters, our contact person on Earth is Agata: [email protected]
She is a completely normal human person, with no weird traits whatsoever. Not at all (check out her social media to be sure).
Sign up to receive a set of friendly letters
Take your time to think, but perhaps not too long, as your cosmic friend is waiting for you... very, very casually (quietly jumping in place from all the casual excitement).
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